you know what i think. i think we should go back to athletes competing naked at the olympics.
but really tho.
watching all these athletes that are like my age at the olympics and winning gold medals makes me realize how unproductive and lazy i am with my life omg.
dear god if you can just give me ryan lochte and michael phelps i promise i will be the most perfect little angel child for the rest of my life ok amen.
i’m sorry but this opening ceremony is so weird omg.