Directioner:
Hello, two tickets please?
Ticketmaster:
Who's Paul?
Directioner:
Their baby sitter.
Ticketmaster:
Two for you.
Directioner:
Four tickets please.
Ticketmaster:
How many R's?
Directioner:
six
Ticketmaster:
Four for you directioner you go directioner!
Directionator:
Can I please have a ticket?
Ticketmaster:
Who is Josh Devine?
Directionator:
Um... Lewis' brother?
Ticketmaster:
And none for the directionator. Bye.









