Directioner:
Hello, two tickets please?
Ticketmaster:
Who's Paul?
Directioner:
Their baby sitter.
Ticketmaster:
Two for you.
Directioner:
Four tickets please.
Ticketmaster:
How many R's?
Directioner:
six
Ticketmaster:
Four for you directioner you go directioner!
Directionator:
Can I please have a ticket?
Ticketmaster:
Who is Josh Devine?
Directionator:
Um... Lewis' brother?
Ticketmaster:
And none for the directionator. Bye.
i am not going to get 15 likes on that ask and i think i am going to kms
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1,
5 months ago
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if this message gets 15 likes i will give you niall horans email address.
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7,
5 months ago
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but what ever happened to the second episode of the adventurous adventures of one direction
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1,
5 months ago
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TAKE ME HOME MORE LIKE RIP OUT MY HEART AND TEAR IT INTO PIECES WHILE SETTING IT ON FIRE
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5,
6 months ago
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i swear if my family does not SHUT UP while im trying to watch a year in the making…
im going to jail for murder.
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1,
10 months ago
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if i see anymore twin pictures of the boys today i think i might just explode.
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10 months ago
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it’s so hard being the only one in my family who has one direction feels. no one understands me.
without tumblr im pretty sure i would die.
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2,
10 months ago
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i have come to the conclusion that i was born in the wrong country.
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2,
10 months ago
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okay ive been listening to the wmyb dance rock remix nonstop like all day. omfg i have no life.
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5,
10 months ago
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How One Direction tickets should be sold.
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21,
10 months ago
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11 months ago
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11 months ago
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