themasterofpayne: Stop It. Stop it Right Now. Who Said You Could Do THIS.
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A FANGIRL.
When people ask me if I'm single
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Reblog if you love Disney
Me: *waiting to be attractive*
Anonymous asked: what is the first snapple fact ever?
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least were running
if ryan lochte fell on me naked, i wouldn't be...
afriendinneedisafriendidontneed: I’M NOT GONNA SAY THAT I’D HAVE SEX WITH RYAN LOCHTE, BUT I’D HAVE SEX WITH RYAN LOCHTE.
Interviewer: What kind of wedding are we going to expect from you two?
Harry: Oh, you know. Just a small, private wedding with—
Louis: I'M GETTING A VERA WANG WEDDING GOWN WITH CUSTOM STILETTOS FROM CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN, AND I'M KICKING THE QUEEN'S ASS OUT SO WE CAN HAVE OUR WEDDING AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE AND THE BITCH AIN'T EVEN INVITED.
that feeling you get when someone tells you that you’re a stupid shit an that nobody wants you… thanks. that sure helped my self esteem.